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Monthly Archives: June 2013
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eight: Nematodes
Trying to worm your way out of a round debate? Don’t want it to soil your reputation? Well no matter how well you style it, you’re going to want to have a secondary plan. Find a flat in France, and … Continue reading
Posted in Animals, Puns, Science
Tagged flat, flat worms, funny, haha, jest. humor, jokes, laugh, nematodes, parasite, puns, round wormds
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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seven: Bacteria
I hope this eases your mind: if you take a random walk to the fishin’ pond the neighbors won’t sic their dog on you. It’s part of their culture really, they used to sell walls.
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Six: Plasma
Do you have a fluid way of looking at a strange thing? Or even an ordinary matter? What if your town sent avalanches down a mountain if you put your knee on the state flower? Six Puns: One to keep an … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Puns, Science, Technology, Writing
Tagged funny, humor, ion, jest, jokes, laugh, neon, ordinary matter, plasma, puns, six, sixpuns, state, townsend avalanche
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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Five: The Stomach
Do a dean, um, does a dean give out grant money? We have a gut feeling about the body of our latest science project–a combustible engine that does several gas tricks–but it seems as if nobody will fund us. Sure, the … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Four: Portable Media
“Why are you still here? If you don’t like this place because it’s too seedy, you should take a walk, man,” said Jack, the bartender. It was true: the place was too rough for Matt, so he left for an … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Three: Skyscrapers
Hi. I trust that you’ve heard this story before: some people tried to steal a man’s identity so that they could frame him, but he got the better of the bad guys and put them in jail. Quite a tall … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Four Hundred Two: The Heart
You might be able to pump someone up, but you can’t beat a person who isn’t vain. There was once a newsletter that over-praised a chamber musician who knew how to play the organ, but he was so humble that … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Four Hundred One: Poisonous Plants
Deep in the night’s shade the canines, cows and bulls play baseball game with a fox glove. The lords and ladies know of these rituals, especially Ivy and Lily.
Posted in Humor, Plants, Puns, Uncategorized
Tagged comedy, cows and bulls, foxglove, humor, ivy, jest, jokes, lily, lords and ladies, nightshade, puns, six, six puns, sixpuns
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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Nine: Computer Grades (and Capacities)
I don’t want to get too personal, but here’s a super idea that will stand out like a tower during your day. If you bring a notebook to that palm tree painting class, you can fit more in the picture when … Continue reading
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