Monthly Archives: June 2013

Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eight: Nematodes

Trying to worm your way out of a round debate? Don’t want it to soil your reputation? Well no matter how well you style it, you’re going to want to have a secondary plan. Find a flat in France, and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seven: Bacteria

I hope this eases your mind: if you take a random walk to the fishin’ pond the neighbors won’t sic their dog on you. It’s part of their culture really, they used to sell walls.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Six: Plasma

Do you have a fluid way of looking at a strange thing? Or even an ordinary matter? What if your town sent avalanches down a mountain if you put your knee on the state flower? Six Puns: One to keep an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Five: The Stomach

Do a dean, um, does a dean give out grant money? We have a gut feeling about the body of our latest science project–a combustible engine that does several gas tricks–but it seems as if nobody will fund us. Sure, the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Four: Portable Media

“Why are you still here? If you don’t like this place because it’s too seedy, you should take a walk, man,” said Jack, the bartender. It was true: the place was too rough for Matt, so he left for an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Three: Skyscrapers

Hi. I trust that you’ve heard this story before: some people tried to steal a man’s identity so that they could frame him, but he got the better of the bad guys and put them in jail. Quite a tall … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Two: The Heart

You might be able to pump someone up, but you can’t beat a person who isn’t vain. There was once a newsletter that over-praised a chamber musician who knew how to play the organ, but he was so humble that … Continue reading

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