Monthly Archives: January 2015

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty One: Paronomasia

“To make a sound decision, you must view every color more brightly, every hue more closely, and above all, you must find the means to compound your interest,” said the sage, “also, as a magician, you should always check your spelling.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty: Scaffolding

“Although the acting was stilted, the staging was compelling, and the dialogue will test your mettle,” wrote the reviewer, “According to recent polls, this is what ties audiences to the cinema.” Six Puns: Our puns will have you beam with … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Nine: Freight Trains

“Cole wanted to see how fast his car goes, but he neglected what the ‘no racing’ sign on that ship meant,” said Vanessa, “He says his girlfriend never ties his new car to his success at work but when she … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty Eight: Confetti

This fall, order a pay-per view that will test your mettle: a documentary program about how preserving big game shows us an environment that sports plenty of life. Six Puns: Half alcohol, whole punch. Happy New Year!

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