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Category Archives: Humor
Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Five: Horticulture
“There was a row at the plant today, which made it difficult to keep guardin’,” said the head of security, “it is now harder to make flour there, which is nuts.” Six Puns: The root of all pun-related solutions!
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixteen: Kettles
Don’t get steamed over a boil, it’ll blow your chances of trying to heal it. I’m not a whiz, so this is rudimentary advice, but you can handle it. Six Puns: Kettle puns? Down to a tee.
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifteen: Haddock
“As you can see, there is room in the roast for a smoking section,” said the host. “In fact, there is a comedian who chips in there almost every time.” Six Puns: Canned laughter abound…
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Two: Polka
“If we follow Walt’s peace accord, eons of time will pass before there will be any disturbance at a theater or play,” said the diplomat, “I think many folk will be happy with that, being able to get out of … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eighty Nine: Taxidermy
“I’d be lyin‘ if I said that I didn’t feel stuffed,” said one of the guests, “still, it was better than eating a fir tree, something I couldn’t bear.” Six Puns: Treat life as if it’s just all a big … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Sixty Two: Maggots
Coming up with puns on the fly is surely something that will get you grub, but don’t let it all go to your waist. Exercise, and keep a body of work by you (you don’t know who you’ll meet). Six Puns: … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty: Swamps
“There’s no time for rest, but if you see water by the gate or path, you should be able to drink it,” said Sarah, the park ranger. “Anything else will bog you down, especially beer, something that you must keg.” Six … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Nine: Guns
“Take stock in pork barrel shares, this will lock prices, and trigger economic growth,” said the financial advisor, “The scope of this cannot be ignored.” Six Puns: Passing the bar? Worth a shot.
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Ninety Nine: Lungs
There’s an heir eating a pearat a restaurant and just enjoying the atmosphere. He doesn’t like seafood, (he’s not quite a fisher) but he does enjoy chicken (and ducks). Six Puns: Puns in the rain, puns in the snow, puns in sleet, … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Eighty: Tape Recorders
“If you wish to fast, forward all your donations to the children’s organization,” said the preacher. “They will be able stop hunger and provide the kids a place to play. That will get them on the right track to a … Continue reading
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