Monthly Archives: May 2014

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Three: Fingerprints

“If you take a look at the arch on this building, you’ll notice it loops down to the first floor,” said the tour guide, “Most likely to avoid friction with other residents. This has left quite an impression on visitors … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty Two: Glucose

“Here’s a solution: I’ll take you from your suite to the hospital, but if it’s just a case of mono, Zack’ll ride,” said the cab driver, “I mean there should be a few doctors there, it’s a good sign if … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty One: Viruses

“Tell my agent that I’m not willing to sell myself short,” said the starlet, “I flew too far to buy this shirt and these jeans and I want to be the host.” Six Puns: Virus puns provided by Uncle Larry … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Forty: Fractions

“There may be a part in your hair, but at least there’s not a hole in your head,” said the hairdresser. “I think you should visit another division of our company, though. It’s not a radical change, so no reason … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Nine: Lentils

I’ve read that a green athlete might want to be considered a seed one day, but they have to have their finger on the pulse of scouts and, of course, possess an iron will. Six Puns: You’re reading lentil puns? … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Eight: Lint

Maybe a comedy club isn’t something you’d like to be caught in, and maybe you like your humor to be drier, but today’s comics have plenty of material. There are some out there that will have you laugh to the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Thirty Seven: Fiddles

There are plenty of folk out there who rather have an artist with a string of hits (like Bo Diddly) but there are also many people who think that would be a vile thing (and would rather see a play). … Continue reading

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