Monthly Archives: January 2014

Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Three: Glass

“There is something that should be clear by now: that alibi is see-through!” said the master detective. “It would shatter your reputation if that every fiber of your being went into goldfish smuggling.” “All right,” said the accused, “I did … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Two: Melting

“There might be plenty of liquid assets in the account, but he gave us no solid evidence of that,” said the banker. “What a drip!” exclaimed the client, “how am I ever going to make a splash in this state?” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling

Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Nineteen: Skiing

“I’ll pine for the days of yore, even if there isn’t a jump in sales and things go downhill,” said the farmer. “But I should use that as a last resort. I can lift my spirits with some music.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred: Bobsledding

“It’s better if you ice him,” said the foreman. “you can make it look like he was on a fast, and you don’t even have to slay him.” “What?” said one of the workers. “I’m joking, guys,” he replied, “just … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventeen: Dictionaries

“I pronounce you a knight of the realm,” said the old wizard. “There are several entries to the magic kingdom, and I will conjure up a spell. Look for the windowsills, you will find some letters and some cattle. On one sill a … Continue reading

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