Monthly Archives: January 2014

Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Three: Glass

“There is something that should be clear by now: that alibi is see-through!” said the master detective. “It would shatter your reputation if that every fiber of your being went into goldfish smuggling.” “All right,” said the accused, “I did … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty Two: Melting

“There might be plenty of liquid assets in the account, but he gave us no solid evidence of that,” said the banker. “What a drip!” exclaimed the client, “how am I ever going to make a splash in this state?” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty One: Speed Skating

If you want a short track to weight loss, you should fast and re-lay all the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you want the long track to weight loss, exercise your right to diet (and exercise). Six Puns: Appreciate all forms … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Twenty: Curling

Kids and adults have a lazy handle on things: some say they like to skip school (or work) and play on a slide. They also love to draw and eat Chinese takeout. Six Puns: A woolly operation of lamb’s cousins … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Nineteen: Skiing

“I’ll pine for the days of yore, even if there isn’t a jump in sales and things go downhill,” said the farmer. “But I should use that as a last resort. I can lift my spirits with some music.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred: Bobsledding

“It’s better if you ice him,” said the foreman. “you can make it look like he was on a fast, and you don’t even have to slay him.” “What?” said one of the workers. “I’m joking, guys,” he replied, “just … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Seventeen: Dictionaries

“I pronounce you a knight of the realm,” said the old wizard. “There are several entries to the magic kingdom, and I will conjure up a spell. Look for the windowsills, you will find some letters and some cattle. On one sill a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixteen: Armoires

“This looks like a case that you will adore,” said the detective, “Once it reaches a close, it will make you so proud, you’ll puff out your chest. Here’s a hint: it’s a presidential matter that involves the cabinet.” Six Puns: Would … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifteen: Rats

“There’s a tale about a dog you should hear,” said the old woman. “Nah,” said the youth, “I own a black lab and I have plenty of stories. My pet is well ahead of the pack. And believe it or not, this eases … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fourteen: The Gym

I bet you’re feeling pumped up about your new schedule, which is rather flexible. In this building, you don’t have to wait for anything, especially if you are running late to the lift. Six Puns: Ears dry and nose wet!

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