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Monthly Archives: October 2012
Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty Four: Thanksgiving
I know you’re stuffing your schedule with fun things to do today, but don’t be a turkey. Why is everyone dressing up and gobbling candy when they could be reading corny jokes? Because it’s Halloween? Oh…that was as easy as pie.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty Three: Dance
Why are you waltzing around? Better step to it, the pillow factory is closing and you can’t get down until after the company moves. Bring some tap water, afterwards we’re going to get nachos with hot salsa.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty Two: Cacti
You’ve got to have a spine to make sharp remarks. To get out of prickly situations, erase all airy holes in your argument and make sure they all get the point. Then feast on some watermelons–they’re bound to be succulent.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty One: Hospitals
I’m sick of people who have to doctor the results, even if it’s in an emergency. That happened once to me, I wound up up losing my patience. At least I know it won’t happen again, this eases my worries. Follow … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty: Police Station
Enter a gate, shun those who oppose you, make bonds with your allies, and you’ll make it in the music business. You’ll sell a lot of records and there’ll be nothing holding you back (even if your songs are pre-synched). … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty Nine: Firehouse
All hoes consist of a pole and an end ginned up for farming. You’ll need one to fix this patch of land right here, and that garden over there. Well I’m pretty sure about the patch, you might have to … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty Eight: Fonts
It won’t take a century to adjust to modern times.Those of the gothic times knew Romans weren’t coming back to haunt them; that made quite an impact on future generations. It takes a very funny hourglass to distinguish eras though, for within … Continue reading
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Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty Seven: Ocean Mammals
Stop wailing, you don’t need anyone’s seal of approval. You oughta be thankful for what you have–you know, that you don’t have to man a tea factory or see lions attacking your little kids! Or, live in an iron house, where … Continue reading
Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty Six: Dolphins
A bottle knows most when it is empty. Don’t get discouraged when the day turns dusky. Live life with a purpose. And, when impersonating a common crow, dress all in black. Or caw. -Fin.
Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty Five: Whales
To keep your body fat levels at bay, lean on reliable methods of exercise and don’t be blue. Always do the right thing, even if you face gray areas on your way to killer abs. And salad, yes, eat lots of salad. Pile … Continue reading
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