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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty One: Pumpkins

Orange you glad it’s Halloween today? No? Doesn’t mean jack to you? Didn’t you carve out some time in your schedule to patch up hollow relations with your neighbors? Sure, it should be easy as pie. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty Four: Thanksgiving

I know you’re stuffing your schedule with fun things to do today, but don’t be a turkey. Why is everyone dressing up and gobbling candy when they could be reading corny jokes? Because it’s Halloween? Oh…that was as easy as pie.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Twenty Eight: The Bakery

We’re often raised–no, born and bred–to make a lot of dough. But if you’re one smart cookie, you’ll realize that happiness is easy as pie, really–a piece of cake.

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