Monthly Archives: May 2013

Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Six: Hammers

“Jack, the head of the basketball team, just shot a brick, but next time around he’s going to handle it and nail one in,” said the sports announcer. “No reason to get bored.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Five: Moths

“It doesn’t matter if we lost the world atlas; if you want to flap your gums about our defenses, that’s fine,” said the soldier,”I don’t care how many of them come at me, though, there’s always a low-ranking lieutenant who … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Two: Cherries

Eva has some information will totally sour the reputation of any well-to-do tourist: while she’s read that a certain upscale hotel suite was good, in the flesh, it was the pits. On the bright side, the dining is fantastic: the soup … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy One: Harmony

“You should note any sales campaign that strikes a chord with you, even if the tone of the pitch is harried,” said the ad executive after a brief interval. “It could positively affect our income in a major way.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Two: Mutation

“I have to make a point, and not remain silent: there’s no need to remain neutral on nonsense,“ said Charles. “All the information that Jean pools can’t compare to that rogue database Anna logs.“

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy One: Telescopes

If you’re eating light and you don’t want your health to go down the tubes, you should focus on foods that mirror the diets of the great apes.  This lends itself to some serious health benefits, upon further reflection.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars

“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Nine: Gardening

What are you doing? Although you’re a nuclear technician, you’re not supposed to be hanging at the plant — unless you really dig it. Today everyone’s gone on a trip to the bakery, to get all the dirt on how … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Eight: Pandas

This is something I can’t bear: people thinking in terms of black and white and write pithy reviews of concerts they see in Brooklyn. I think that if something they see doesn’t keep them in captivity, they should be a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Seven: Reefs

There’s no great barrier between you and your dreams, even when life’s taking a toll on you. At their core, all problems are things you can patch: you can turn the tide and stroll confidently to the bank.

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