Monthly Archives: January 2013

Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Six: Oysters

The bank teller was about to shell out the money to the robbers when she remembered a few pearls of wisdom about how to get out of a thorny hold-up: if she sounded the alarm, the sheriff could saddle up … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Five: Atoms

Don’t be so negative, I’m positive that you’ll have a smashing time when you go fishin‘. Also, if you keep your radio active during your trip, you’ll be able to hear a commercial for a restaurant serving fusion cuisine.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Four: Blood

It doesn’t matter if your breakfast guests are vain–you can serve anything to them with a large dish–but a small plate lets you serve clotted cream, for example, in a more elegant way. I’ve also read that white dinnerware sells better … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Three: Oil

The motorcycle gang was kind of slick but there was a fat chance that everyone was into their crude brand of humor. Also, the fact that they slipped into the badger museum late last night would only fuel (all of) … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Two: Quantum Theory

The pirates made their prisoners walk the plank slowly, but at a constant rate. There was little space for error as the poor souls prepared to escape from plunging into the white-capped waves. Earlier they had a vote on what … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty One: Record Player

Don’t skip your responsibilities, you seem to have sound judgement–that will turn tables in your favor in all areas of your life. For example, when you pitch ideas at work or take that groovy new car for a spin.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty: Physics

I knew tons of friends back in high school that didn’t have to force their way into good colleges. When it came to any academic matter, they’d stay positive and dynamic. If course, it helped if you had a wealthy … Continue reading

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