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Monthly Archives: January 2013
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Six: Oysters
The bank teller was about to shell out the money to the robbers when she remembered a few pearls of wisdom about how to get out of a thorny hold-up: if she sounded the alarm, the sheriff could saddle up … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Five: Atoms
Don’t be so negative, I’m positive that you’ll have a smashing time when you go fishin‘. Also, if you keep your radio active during your trip, you’ll be able to hear a commercial for a restaurant serving fusion cuisine.
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Four: Blood
It doesn’t matter if your breakfast guests are vain–you can serve anything to them with a large dish–but a small plate lets you serve clotted cream, for example, in a more elegant way. I’ve also read that white dinnerware sells better … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Three: Oil
The motorcycle gang was kind of slick but there was a fat chance that everyone was into their crude brand of humor. Also, the fact that they slipped into the badger museum late last night would only fuel (all of) … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Two: Quantum Theory
The pirates made their prisoners walk the plank slowly, but at a constant rate. There was little space for error as the poor souls prepared to escape from plunging into the white-capped waves. Earlier they had a vote on what … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty One: Record Player
Don’t skip your responsibilities, you seem to have sound judgement–that will turn tables in your favor in all areas of your life. For example, when you pitch ideas at work or take that groovy new car for a spin.
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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty: Physics
I knew tons of friends back in high school that didn’t have to force their way into good colleges. When it came to any academic matter, they’d stay positive and dynamic. If course, it helped if you had a wealthy … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Nine: Frogs
You won’t be hopping mad once the food gets here. Pad Thai, roasted bull, prime rib–it seems like a there’s a feast on the way. The activity in the kitchen has jumped considerably, and hopefully it’s because something good is happening–I … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Eight: Australia
“Did you reduce the fuel intake on the engine, Sidney?” the pilot asked. “Any plane I land has to slow down somehow, the last one I did din’ go so well”. “This is the last time I go on a … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Seven: String
Last month’s game was a tie but there was enough pull from the fans to get a rematch going. It was not hard to get our defensive line back in order, so this one won’t be a draw. Our coach … Continue reading
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