Category Archives: Plants

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Fifty: Pollen

“That flour won’t fly,” said the baker, “to make this ice cream cone, you’re going to have to take the stigma out of using better ingredients and be as skilled as a hunter holding a pistol.” Six Puns: Pollen puns … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty: Tobacco

“You have to fire someone in the weather department,” said Ms. Burns, the assistant manager, “otherwise, Nick, a teen could take your job.” “All right, maybe they’ve been acting wild lately,” said Nick, “let’s send them out in the field and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Four: Clovers

“I’ll field any question that my student leaves me,” said the band teacher, “music has become such a sham, rock isn’t what it used to be. I believe the roots of any great music must be studied, when musicians weren’t all … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Two: Licorice

“A message was sent to the Prime Minister’s suite, so that leaves us no choice but to root around the lobby,” said the Admiral. “we must not wake her staff, for they will become our most bitter enemies.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Eight: Marigolds

To make some bread, pedal your bicycle to the store and buy some flour before the owner leaves. This stems from years of experience, as well as time spent working at a grain processing plant (I think it was called a mill). Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Five: Rutabagas

“Maybe a good recipe for mash will turn up” said the distiller, “we want to get to the root  of making liquor, and not soil our reputation. There’s no reason to be bitter.” Six Puns: In order to film people … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Three: Squashes

Here’s a gem: if you’re out at the zoo, key knees of rhinoceroses (the knees that don’t work) keep other animals from being gored. It’s that, or they are using their winter horn, something you definitely can’t buy at a plant. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Nine: Mint

“You don’t have to live your life on the lamb, actually it’d be cool if you didn’t,” said the police officer. “Runners always pepper the news, but jails are always better when one of them leaves.” Six Puns: Arrow wheels and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty: Thorns

“If you’ve injured your spine, you’re going to need all the help you can get,” said the doctor to the football star, “why did you have to spike the ball?”  “It wasn’t such a sharp move, I admit, but when … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Eight: Parsnips

“Some of your problems may stem from a contaminated tube or a chemical that won’t leave,” said the scientist, “but to get to the root of the problem, we have to shoot some new experimental footage.” Six Puns: This room … Continue reading

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