Category Archives: Science

Six Puns Month Eleven: Buoyancy

“The parade float would never see water, being the parade is being held in the desert.” said the organizer. “This forces us to only look out for things like dents and sub par construction.” Six Puns: Buoyancy puns keeping you up? … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Three: The Milky Way

There’s plenty of space for fun in your schedule, so go out to Hollywood and meet some stars. It’s a light year for movies, so if you plan it right you can take plenty of pictures, and, make the photos … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Three: Granite

“Would you give Mike a hand with that pizza crust and those quarts of milk?” said the manager, “We’ve got a rock concert to put on here, and I want the performance to be solid.” Six Puns: Never take igneous … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Eight: Must

“If we’re ever pressed for time, it might stem from a bad schedule, but that’s no reason to whine,” said the mascots’ leader. “Sure, it might drain us, but we can always consult a cheerleader, to pom-pom us”. Six Puns: Where whining … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Seven: Shadows

The cast weren’t physically strong, but they were into dark humor, so the director (and his son) took the movie from their angle. Good thing most of the props were light. Six Puns: A not-for-profit project.

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Six: First Aid Kits

“No need to be cross, there is another band that has lighter music,” said the host to the crowd, “I promise it will rub you the right way, they music they play is sheer entertainment.” Six Puns: When you see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Four: Clovers

“I’ll field any question that my student leaves me,” said the band teacher, “music has become such a sham, rock isn’t what it used to be. I believe the roots of any great music must be studied, when musicians weren’t all … Continue reading

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