Monthly Archives: October 2013

Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty One: Pumpkins

Orange you glad it’s Halloween today? No? Doesn’t mean jack to you? Didn’t you carve out some time in your schedule to patch up hollow relations with your neighbors? Sure, it should be easy as pie. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty: PC Repair

There’s a bit about a mouse who wanted a bite to eat. He went to get honey in a hive of bees in a far away port, and he traveled by cargo ship (so it wasn’t hard drive).

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Nine: Manatees

I see cows all the time trying to lick my calf. They really aren’t shallow (they enjoy a parade float as much as any other mammal)–I think they’re just swamped with work sometimes–if you catch my drift.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Eight: Garlic

You were bred for success, so press on and keep your eyes peeled. Don’t mince any words and pay attention to that light bulb going off over your head.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Seven: Asparagus

“Here’s a tip: think this stock will shoot up soon,” said the broker, “and you’ll soon be in the green. You might still have to spearhead a new investment scheme, but at least your troubles won’t crop up all at … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Six: Clowns

“There is something that paints you as a person who deals with a circus of events everyday,” said the new manager, “But I think everyone here knows that you can juggle tasks pretty well.” “Well, that’s true,” said the cashier, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Five: Rabbits

“Something really bugs the chief about the beer and the bun he lost this morning, you know, after he got jumped,” said one of the firefighters, “but it wasn’t such a big loss, he didn’t need to drink. And, as … Continue reading

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