Monthly Archives: November 2014

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Six: First Aid Kits

“No need to be cross, there is another band that has lighter music,” said the host to the crowd, “I promise it will rub you the right way, they music they play is sheer entertainment.” Six Puns: When you see … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Five: Cubes

“Don’t be a square,” the gang leader sighed, “I’ve gone great lengths to make sure every facet of your life doesn’t change with us. If your foes approach you, you’ll never feel cornered.” Six Puns: Reading puns? This is an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Four: Clovers

“I’ll field any question that my student leaves me,” said the band teacher, “music has become such a sham, rock isn’t what it used to be. I believe the roots of any great music must be studied, when musicians weren’t all … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Three: Stuffing

“Don’t bother the sage while he is dressing,” said the attendant, “it would be nuts to consider such a move, and besides, we must save our best jokes for the roast–on location, of course, in Turkey.” Six Puns: Our puns … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty Two: Licorice

“A message was sent to the Prime Minister’s suite, so that leaves us no choice but to root around the lobby,” said the Admiral. “we must not wake her staff, for they will become our most bitter enemies.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty One: Water Faucets

“There is a chance that this ship could sink, but I don’t think it’s anything we can’t handle,” said the Flo, the captain, “we’re going to have to tap into our resources, so nothing will drain our support system.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Twenty: Pilaf

“Sure, the diplomats should meet, but I think there is a grain of truth to the rumor that tensions might boil over,” said the ambassador, “though this may be a chance to peel off any bad feelings, especially when discussing … Continue reading

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