Monthly Archives: January 2013

Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Six: Wolves

Got a pack of cigarettes? No? How will I pass the time if I’m waiting for my pa? He said after the movies he’d loop us around to the city to go get something to eat. Rome is certainly a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Five: String Theory

Adam wanted a pizza with everything on it, but for that degree of flavor the pizzeria had to charge him extra for it. He willingly paid and they got to spinning the dough in the air. He even shared a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Two Hundred Forty Four: Art Movements

Pop, you know, Dada, beat Nick to the store, but I don’t think he’ll be able to do it again or else his knee’ll pop. But this is no reason to panic, he’ll be able to keep up this healthy … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Three: The Future

It might be time to break your fast, for words cannot fill the emptiness of one’s stomach. So a head of lettuce will do, as well as a light cone of ice cream. As well as some wine…I can tell … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Two: Mathematics

“How many times do I have to tell you that this railroad won’t bridge the continental divide?” Larson asked. “Cheap labor equals poor results,” he added. “It’s too complicated of a scheme and your profits won’t multiply.” “I’m afraid you … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty One: Cowboys

(Today’s post was inspired by the 3 Words challenge, Day 11. Check it out!) If you ever have a sad, dull day at school, I dare you to drink ten gallons of milk–it will make the paper. I heard Anna … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty: Surrealism

Hello Dolly! Are momma and dada in? This man Ray said he learned a lot from their computer classes, but he needed the persistence of memory in his PC explained to him. That, and the treachery of images of a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty Nine: Dynasties

Well, you have to to get a better ruler if you want to measure how much rain falls down inside the local butcher’s house and well. It falls down so steadily on those two doors you could write a song … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty Eight: Turtles

All of that toe-tapping and finger snapping will make the audience see that you’ve finally gotten out of your shell. Although that won’t help you here, you’re expected to box with your opponent until he is painted with bruises and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Thirty Seven: Werewolves

The audience got a howl out of the man who tried to chop down the fir tree with only a toy axe. He was given a bottle of moonshine as a runner up in the talent show, but he did … Continue reading

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