Monthly Archives: January 2013

Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Nine: Frogs

You won’t be hopping mad once the food gets here. Pad Thai, roasted bull, prime rib–it seems like a there’s a feast on the way. The activity in the kitchen has jumped considerably, and hopefully it’s because something good is happening–I … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Eight: Australia

“Did you reduce the fuel intake on the engine, Sidney?” the pilot asked. “Any plane I land has to slow down somehow, the last one I did din’ go so well”. “This is the last time I go on a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Seven: String

Last month’s game was a tie but there was enough pull from the fans to get a rematch going. It was not hard to get our defensive line back in order, so this one won’t be a draw. Our coach … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Six: Wolves

Got a pack of cigarettes? No? How will I pass the time if I’m waiting for my pa? He said after the movies he’d loop us around to the city to go get something to eat. Rome is certainly a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Five: String Theory

Adam wanted a pizza with everything on it, but for that degree of flavor the pizzeria had to charge him extra for it. He willingly paid and they got to spinning the dough in the air. He even shared a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Two Hundred Forty Four: Art Movements

Pop, you know, Dada, beat Nick to the store, but I don’t think he’ll be able to do it again or else his knee’ll pop. But this is no reason to panic, he’ll be able to keep up this healthy … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Forty Three: The Future

It might be time to break your fast, for words cannot fill the emptiness of one’s stomach. So a head of lettuce will do, as well as a light cone of ice cream. As well as some wine…I can tell … Continue reading

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