Category Archives: Music

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Twenty Six: Mambo

There are a few steps to making jam: first you take a cube a’ sugar, then you have to beat some berries. Finally, drum up some support from your family. Six Puns: Puns more resilient than a rubber band.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ninety Two: Polka

“If we follow Walt’s peace accord, eons of time will pass before there will be any disturbance at a theater or play,” said the diplomat, “I think many folk will be happy with that, being able to get out of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twenty Three: Concerts

“I’d like to show you a rock outside that’s near a growing beet,” said the geologist, “one that could drum up support for study among the department heads if they demonstrate sound judgement.” Six Puns: For concert puns, a base … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Six: Choruses

Ms. Singh would acquire more than a few bank notes in the recent merger: her base amount would include over four billion dollars and a replica of an old Japanese town (a false Edo). Six Puns: Chorus puns? I could … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Sixty Five: Orchestras

“Phil, harm on ichthyosaurs was in concert with other animals of the time, at least that’s what we can tell from their organs,” said the science teacher. “A recent study of other animals’ horns and bones drum up support for this … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Seven: Musical Tempos

There was so much pressure on Dante to clone Al the starfish, but he could barely see a leg grow. So he decided to wait for more results or risk seeing something as phony as a Dodge Geo. Although the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety: Pop Music Genres, Part 2

“That punk will fish for sole and blues using all types of electronic equipment,” said the fisherman. “That type of stuff should be illegal, especially in this country. It’s like he has no other alternative.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Nine: Pop Music Genres, Part 1

“If you don’t wrap a big band of heavy metal around this swing, it’s going to pop off its hinges, almost without warning,” explained the engineer. “It won’t even rock first.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy One: Harmony

“You should note any sales campaign that strikes a chord with you, even if the tone of the pitch is harried,” said the ad executive after a brief interval. “It could positively affect our income in a major way.”

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Ninety Six: Brass Instruments

The crooks would slide into the casino and find a high card to trump, it was easy to con the other players because one of them assumed the role of a Southern Belle. They counted their winnings that night: a box, … Continue reading

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