Category Archives: Puns

Six Puns Month Thirteen: Ivory

Here’s the tooth: if you want to make a dent in a hard food preparation exam, you have know how to poach some eggs. It may seem like a mammoth task, but it’s worth it, even if that student with … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Twelve: February

Last month’s puns are overdue, yes, but I’ve had a cold, so don’t leap to conclusions. There have been times where I’ve been a loon or knew years where I’ve been working harder than others,  for weak jokes are something … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Seven: Eagles

“This is a golden opportunity to be crowned a victor in this martial arts competition,” said the bald karate instructor, “I hope you’re not sore, that won’t fly with the judges.” Six Puns: Words of a feather, flock toge–ah, you … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Five: Conifers

“Whatever youse guys read would tell me a lot about these furs,” said the opportunistic Brooklynite, “whether I have to spruce them up or branch out to our supplier is something I need to know soon.” Six Puns: Pining for … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Four: Vandalism

“There’s a tag on that sack of potatoes, but the writing is on the wall,” said the detective, “that’s where we are, son. We have counterfeit potatoes here, ones that won’t spoil easy but instead paint a picture of corruption.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Month Three: The Milky Way

There’s plenty of space for fun in your schedule, so go out to Hollywood and meet some stars. It’s a light year for movies, so if you plan it right you can take plenty of pictures, and, make the photos … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Sixty One: Paronomasia

“To make a sound decision, you must view every color more brightly, every hue more closely, and above all, you must find the means to compound your interest,” said the sage, “also, as a magician, you should always check your spelling.” … Continue reading

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