Monthly Archives: July 2013

Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Nine: Fairies

You’d better wing it if you’re in the spirit for playing a game as a computer sprite. That idea will only fly if you’re super natural as a gamer. You’re better off studying animals, or filming a motion pic, see.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Eight: Goblins

“I didn’t want to come up short at the ferry terminal, so I agreed to stick to my schedule and didn’t cave in,” said Jack. “I knew the boat would land soon, and if it didn’t, well, my bad.”

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Seven: Sea Monsters

If you want to be a champ, and don’t want to set us back, you better be one at chess, see.  It’s not golf, so you don’t need a caddy. They key to winning is sharpness, quickness, and fitness (but … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Six: Kimchi

Feeling pickled after last night’s hot celebrations? Or maybe just a little chilly? When you took a taxi home did you hang out the side, or out of the cab hatch? Don’t worry, these questions are nothing, they should not … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Five: Paella

“Look, I’m not here to bomb a town or anything, I just want to see food on my table,” said the hungry restaurant-goer. “If those shrimps in the kitchen you call chefs want to duck out of making my meal, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Four: Sushi

Here’s the raw deal: sure, you could tune a saxophone this afternoon, but I see weeds all over the lawn; you should roll the mower over them. Be careful though: I saw a bug out there with a yellow tail, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Thirty Three: Blueberries

If you’re ever at sea, and you want to play the guitar like Berry, you should pick a shiny instrument that leaves the audience sighin’. Alternately, you could just play the bass on dry land.

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