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Monthly Archives: February 2014
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty One: Moles
“Hey could you spot anyone over there, especially Hill?” said Mr. Clinton. “Any star knows where to find her, she should be near her pa. If not, we’ll have to check another borough.” Six Puns: Can you dig it?
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty: Magma
I’ve read that it takes a bubbly personality to keep the flow of the conversation going, and at the same time, it is a factor that can keep one from erupting in anger. Well, that’s at least what the underground … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Nine: Diamonds
“It shouldn’t be too hard to get a cut of the profits,” said Joey, the boxing coach. “We’ll see how this shapes up, though, you get yours and I’ll get mine. Now get in that ring.” Six Puns: No diamond puns? … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Eight: Darts
If you are bored, try to throw your cares away and look for some sharp humor. If that doesn’t fly, you’ll have to blow your afternoon another way. Six Puns: Cow’s ears and bull’s eyes!
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Seven: Staplers
“I’ve read in a magazine that beans and rice are a staple food for many people all over the world,” said the teacher, “many people will go to a store or a military base where they have to pay per … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Six: Spatulas
“Don’t get into a scrape if you can handle it peacefully,” said Mr. Turner, the gang leader. “Don’t pour over the books for answers if you can’t find them though, and do keep your actions on the level.” Six Puns: … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Five: Mops
The comedienne tried to whet the audience’s appetite with some dry humor, and showed that she could handle the crowd. She also could floor the judges in this talent competition with a hilarious yarn. Six Puns: Hot.
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Four: Vultures
“The entrance wasn’t legit, it was a conned door,” said the police officer, “This is going to leave the owner sore, that and the missing kettle. It was a terrible crime for the perpetrator to commit, he definitely messed with the … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Three: Frames
Picture this: you’re on a still river with a bunch of squares and soon you’re wrecked, angles of jagged rocks at all sides, and left on the shoreline hunting for rabbits. Six Puns: What would you do?
Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Two: Lighthouses
“A light breakfast will follow our conference, to keep your hunger at bay and give you a chance to ask any burning questions,” said the art director, who got stares from the audience. “What? Oh, dinner. I haven’t the foggiest … Continue reading
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