Monthly Archives: February 2014

Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty One: Moles

“Hey could you spot anyone over there, especially Hill?” said Mr. Clinton. “Any star knows where to find her, she should be near her pa. If not, we’ll have to check another borough.” Six Puns: Can you dig it? Advertisements

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Fifty: Magma

I’ve read that it takes a bubbly personality to keep the flow of the conversation going, and at the same time, it is a factor that can keep one from erupting in anger. Well, that’s at least what the underground … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Nine: Diamonds

“It shouldn’t be too hard to get a cut of the profits,” said Joey, the boxing coach. “We’ll see how this shapes up, though, you get yours and I’ll get mine. Now get in that ring.” Six Puns: No diamond puns? … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Eight: Darts

If you are bored, try to throw your cares away and look for some sharp humor. If that doesn’t fly, you’ll have to blow your afternoon another way. Six Puns: Cow’s ears and bull’s eyes!

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Seven: Staplers

“I’ve read in a magazine that beans and rice are a staple food for many people all over the world,” said the teacher, “many people will go to a store or a military base where they have to pay per … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Six: Spatulas

“Don’t get into a scrape if you can handle it peacefully,” said Mr. Turner, the gang leader. “Don’t pour over the books for answers if you can’t find them though, and do keep your actions on the level.” Six Puns: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Five: Mops

The comedienne tried to whet the audience’s appetite with some dry humor, and showed that she could handle the crowd. She also could floor the judges in this talent competition with a hilarious yarn. Six Puns: Hot.

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