Category Archives: holidays

Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Three: New Year’s Resolutions

You have nothing to lose–wait, maybe you do. If your dog’s house is on fire, wait for it to stop smoking, or at least point it out with a reed — a book should show you how to do this. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twenty Five: Rhinoceroses

“Now this is one horn that you need an arm or a leg to play,” said the band leader, “otherwise you might crash it on the floor. The good news is that the issue is not as black and white … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Five: Year

Ever since I took a leap into writing this pun website, I’ve been in a daze. It’s not that I’m weak or anything (although some of my jokes or bits may have been–and for that I apologize) but it’s you, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixteen: April Fool’s Day

Where do Alaskans go to play practical jokes? Pranchorage! Okay, sorry about that. They actually go down south, you know, to Thousand Hoax, California. Where there are fleas and ticks, on the farce side of town. Okay, but seriously guys, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy: Valentine’s Day

The score was 15-love and anyone viewing the match from a home or a hotel suite could tell that at the heart of the matter was that it was a close game. No one had ever heard or read about … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty Eight: Lunar New Year Part Two

The building inspector’s voice was hoarse from yelling at his associates to check the gote running alongside the building. They had been monkeying around and the inspector didn’t want his supervisor to think he was being lazy or chicken in giving … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Sixty Seven: Lunar New Year Part One

“I don’t want to rat out my co-workers, but they were in charge of the auxiliary systems and they were supposed to tie girders to the building so it wouldn’t collapse,” said Ralph. “Well you’re lucky we caught those mistakes … Continue reading

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