Monthly Archives: August 2013

Six Puns Day Four Hundred Seventy: Rockets

“Maybe there’s some space on the agenda that will give you a chance to thrust your ideas forward,” said Professor Green. “The other researchers are fueled by controversial findings on how fire works, you could change the study’s entire trajectory … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Nine: Tortoises

The army was in a hard place: they ran out of shells and the commander (inside the main tent) was not impressed: his soldiers lived in an advanced age after all, and they should have at least increased their technological … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Eight: Elk

If you see a dear friend today, ask them about fir trees and red velvet cake, and then hoof it to the nearest diner and tell them a tale. Maybe some uncle fable, or an aunt lore.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Seven: Cotton Candy

“You should give that new dental floss a spin,” said Jack. “I don’t think they include it in the suite. It may take some soft skills to ask for it, but you won’t die. The floss itself is kind of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Six: Bumper Cars

“You’ll have to charge extra to compensate for the bump in crop damage,” said the farmer. “I’d steer clear of giving the customers a break, especially if you want to track your profits in the produce market circuit.”

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Five: Hang Gliding

“You may be sore, but here’s an idea will certainly lift your spirits,” said the baker during his sales pitch. “I’ve developed a butter roll that sweep you off your feet.” “Really?” asked the manager. “How?” “Well, normally I’d show … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Four: Cricket (Game)

You’ll have a ball — and be bowled over by — this pitch black cave, where the bats there sport long fangs and everyone runs out.

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