Monthly Archives: February 2013

Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Four: Strawberries

That layer of finish preserves that hotel suite door from damage. Should a jam occur, I’ve read that it would land intact on the floor if knocked down. Though only by top-seeded football players.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Three: Accounting

I figure that George Washington had to invent Tory support from otherwise revolutionary colonies to fool the King and establish a new capital. I think it was an original idea from one of his many fine aunts, but it was … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Two: Spoons

Would you believe that on Sunday we’re going to get a new table? It’s from a city in the desert that has making furniture down to a tee. What a scoop!

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty One: String Instruments

I wouldn’t harp on the fact that the gang would ban Joe. He didn’t even know where the loot is supposed to go. And thankfully he didn’t base his actions in violence…of all things arguing over a beer he calls … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty: Film Genres

There’s way too much drama on the ranch, just because nobody wants to document Terry’s hours doesn’t mean he has to come at Dee in anger. He even criticized the clothes she wore. I swear no one will miss Terry once … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Nine: Cotton

The prices for gin at that liquor store would bowl you over. If you are shopping for Jenny, you should pick her favorite wine. Don’t mill around the store, after this we have to take our new ride for a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Seventy Eight: Relatives

There were always a few guards on call to watch the glass case of fire ants. Andy had to take the afternoon and night shifts ’cause Anne was assigned to mornings and weekends. In any case, they all had to … Continue reading

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