Monthly Archives: April 2013

Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Five: Headphones

“Why are you being so belligerent here?” asked Jack, the carnival owner.  “I thought we were buds. Now, if you have your head set on making some money, all you have to do is look at this glass tank of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Four: Hyenas

“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Three: Tunnels

You may have been feeling under the weather lately, but you can ground your worries– today’s going to be a day that you will surely dig. So turn off the tube, skim through a passage or two of that novel … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Two: Antarctica

“Don’t worry about the jingle,” said the ad agent. “Leave it up to Ms. Stefani.  I would pin Gwen as someone who knows her music stuff cold. There’s a sheet of paper for her on the shelf, so she doesn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty One: Geometry

Thinking about getting in shape? Don’t be a square, you should try angles that you haven’t tried before in that area: it will add a greater dimension to your workout…and, you know, make you a star.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty: Bonsai

Maybe after the head chef leaves, you can get to the root of that cooking exam question by going to the library; there’s a small branch near the edge of town. This suggestion stems from experience, I went there to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirty Nine: Pineapples

“There have been large spikes of jaywalking in the neighborhood,” said the officer, “and this most likely stems from the actions of people with thick skin. This leaves us with no option but to check streets near houses and hotel … Continue reading

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