Monthly Archives: April 2014

Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Twelve: Scooters

“The weather cycle isn’t too hard to handle around here, and you should get a kick out of it,” said the tour guide, “if you ever tire of it, make sure you have some time to spare elsewhere.” Six Puns: Scooter … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eleven: Scallops

As you can see, you must foot whatever comes your way, whether it is to row a boat, con poi from the luau, or  break out of your shell. Six Puns: Run out of gauges? Buy valves.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Ten: Clay

You’ll be able to lick any attempts to soil your reputation (which would be the pits) through a hefty deposit in your account–maybe through modelling, or by winning a contest. Six Puns: Lady Cradle, meet Sir Hammock.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Nine: Dryers

“You may have to close the deal with that shrink,” said the gangster, “we’re getting a lot of heat from the cops, and I think it’s a load of hot air myself.” Six Puns: Putting a spin on your old dryer … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Eight: Ducks

If you’re webbed-out, you may want to get out into the real world and see a doctor– not a quack, but a real one–and ask if he can weed out some charges on your bill. Six Puns: Down to read … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seven: Lizards

“Many of the students’ tales seem to drag on, and this makes Camille yawn right from the get-go.” said the principal. “I do think that this is incidental, though, and not entirely malicious or cold-blooded.” Six Puns: Today’s puns are, well, not … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Six: Cologne

“Oy, all these tasks are taking up too much time.” said one of the workers. “Aren’t you glad that you took out a home loan? And that money for crowd confusion, you know, some fray grants?” “Yes, I am…I can buy a … Continue reading

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