Monthly Archives: December 2012

Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Five: 2012

If your face ever sees a pock, cold lips and a high temperature, you should elect to have a month of bedrest. A limp picks the same result for you: stay in bed and chill out. Sandy had to do this for a while, and even though he’s … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Four: Poetry

Even a seasoned wrestler hardly stands a chance against a full body slam. No matter how long the lines are for the match, no matter how epic the battle is, no matter how well-versed the competitors are, it’s all about canvas–and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Three: Pottery

(Continued from Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Two: Camels) Lionel sat on a giant stone where he could reach a decision. If he spread that rumor about the boss firing some of the company’s employees, they’d never be able to enjoy … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty Two: Camels

On an unusually boring hump day (a day that couldn’t get any duller), Lionel thought about stirring up some office drama: dare he tell his colleagues about the recent layoffs proposed for his department? That would cause some form of protest, and it’s … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty One: Washing Machine

Get a load of that officer’s clean record! It looks like nothing will deter Jen’s pursuit to be the top cop in the history of this city, and no matter how much the 24-hour media cycle tries to spin her image, nothing seems to soften her reputation.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty: Leopards

The bandits spotted train smoke on the clouded horizon. It was their chance to seize hundreds of ounces of gold, a few mattresses (for rest) and a solid dairy shipment. They readied their horses and rifle stocks and awaited the sage advice of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Nineteen: Christmas

You’ll love that farm near Santa Fe where Eve, Carol, Mary and Holly grew up. Happy holidays everyone! Go ahead with those Christmas Puns! 🙂

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