Category Archives: Toys

Six Puns Nine Hundred Fifteen: Sleds

“There’s nothing to bargain about here,” said the shopkeeper, “the deals are just the same here as they are on the flyer.” “Oh come on,” said Suzie, “if you let the price of your hiking boots slide, that frees you from … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Seventy: Surfboards

Here’s a cautionary tale: eat lots of fiber, but not so much that you make waves. Everyone knows a balanced diet is good for you, see? Six Puns: Well, not *totally* bored.

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Fifty Six: Flash Cards

“We’re all out of beef. How about a side of ham?” said the galley chef. “I’m not trying to flip a profit or anything, I’m just trying to give you the best for the rest of the day on deck.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty: Teddy Bears

Don’t toy around, eat a meal that is filling and you’ll be able to bear any hard times. As you might be stuffed, go see a play and then take a stroll through the forest: see the world’s largest fir.

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