Category Archives: Instruments

Six Puns Month Eight: Navigation

Can anyone here see the future, or have the drive to get an advanced degree? Can you give me some directions on to how to do it? Well, maybe it might cost me, but if you are not having a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Four: Gongs

“Going through a round of tennis should take about fifteen minutes flat,” said the athletics instructor, “after which all of you can crash at the sports club, which can’t be beat; naturally, it’s a sound decision.” Six Puns: We’re a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty One: Trombones

Jack would long for the southern belle and hoped he was sharp around her, in order to  break the serious tone of her home life–so he left her a note. Six Puns: Kind of cheap jokes today, but we’ll let that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Nine: Accordions

Anyone who reads into these puns, and manages to to squeeze them into their busy schedule has found the key to being wonderful folk–and that’s not a stretch, is it? Six Puns: Some sound advice…  

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Six Puns Day Seven Hundred Seventy Eight: The Double Bass

The captain went to the head of the bridge and made sure he didn’t string the rest of the battalion along near the crane. There he could see some arrows and a discarded bow. Six Puns: Double bass puns? We’ll … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six Hundred Forty Eight: Darts

If you are bored, try to throw your cares away and look for some sharp humor. If that doesn’t fly, you’ll have to blow your afternoon another way. Six Puns: Cow’s ears and bull’s eyes!

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Sixty Four: Measurement

“Wait,” said the head train robber, “Which one of you is from that temp agency?” “I am, sir,” responded Jack. “you talked to me at length about what I’m supposed to do.” “That’s right,” replied the commander of the unit, … Continue reading

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