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Monthly Archives: October 2014
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Six: Skeletons
So, you want to rib some people this Halloween? Don’t worry about how to frame it, just to to your favorite joint and state your case. Sincerely, Six Puns (XO). Six Puns: Offal puns, no? Better luck to marrow. … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Five: Octane
Hi. I’d like to talk to you about a highly successful chain of sushi restaurants founded by Al Cain. They are a gas to go to, and feature rolls for people, but also cat rolls, dog rolls, and all sorts of … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Four: The Ballet
“If things get too, too exciting in that restaurant, you’d better split,” said the detective, “but depending on the entree they serve, you might get a different turnout. Which, of course, could be for something as simple as fondue.” Six … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Three: Acro Dance
“These cart wheels won’t last us through the spring,” said the pioneer, “as far as Oregon is concerned, we have to use every road and bridge we can, we’re not going to walk over there, or else someone might flip out.” … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Two: Jumping
Hi. If you live long enough, you’re bound to see a leap year. Or even the heir to the throne. Six Puns: Puns are made with a special recipe consisting of water, hops, barley…wait, you said puns, right?
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety One: Fish Fins
The hallway forked, but the doors all were open. The kids looked back, but Ray was no where to be found, it was starting to become quite a tale. Six Puns: All up to scale.
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety: Preservatives
How does a king hire? He looks for the knight rates. Then he can see if he hops or even better, keeps his cool. It certainly will determine if the knight can knight right. Six Puns: All-natural metal, no wrought.
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods
If you ever find yourself pickled, here’s a cure: you can take a day with your friends to visit the wildlife preserve and watch a lion bake on an outcropping. Or, just find a better place to meet. Six Puns: I … Continue reading
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Eight: Dried Foods
Use your noodle and save the date for the barn you’re raisin’, you’re going to have to get out of the maze soon. Because a barn certainly has a pull to it. Six Puns: Some dry humor, of course.
Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Seven: Caffeine
“You might find some bitter people where off-duty police officers hang out,” said the police chief, “but the mood is better than the funeral where Cole, uh, Hank is, and certainly better than a wake.” Six Puns: If you’re feeling … Continue reading
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