Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods

If you ever find yourself pickled, here’s a cure: you can take a day with your friends to visit the wildlife preserve and watch a lion bake on an outcropping. Or, just find a better place to meet.

Six Puns: I don’t pick fights with other blogs, so they wouldn’t dare try assault.

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2 Responses to Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Eighty Nine: Salted Foods

  1. Keith says:

    Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted.

  2. Dave says:

    So much so / diem

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