Monthly Archives: September 2013

Six Puns Day Five Hundred: Dice

The general sighed. “Well, I’d really like a roll, but it’s good that you can cater to my craving for doughnuts.” He looked in to the mirror of the bakery and thought to himself: “Hm. My memory’s kind of fuzzy. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Nine: Seeds

“It looks like you’ve been to the vintage store, that coat looks radical,” says Emmy. “Yes, and while on the same route, I went to the free clinic as well,” said Fred. “You should too, Emmy. It doesn’t take much for … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Eight: Ironing

Are you bored, right down to the fabric of your being? Not exactly pressed for time? Well don’t get steamed, here’s something fun that you won’t wrinkle your nose at: preparing a list of supplies and vittles for the winter! Because, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Seven: Rock Climbing

“On a scale from one to ten, how high do you regard your elders?” asked the teacher. “Well, on the face of it, it depends on whether they can take the lead,” said the student, “they have to do something … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Six: Lemons

“I’m not being yellow, in fact, I’ve got something that will sour your reputation,” said the criminal to the judge. “It’s something that, if you don’t grant me an appeal, will take out the zest out of your life.” The … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Five: Peanut Butter

The humor was dry at the roast. The jokes were spread out amongst the guests, and although the host gave a chunk he wrote to a smooth talker, it was enough to keep the guest of honor from going nuts.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Four: Carrots

Aren’t you glad that there’s this beta version of this office software? Nothing can top that, good thing we kept our eyes peeled. The root of our problems has been getting a program that can really crunch numbers.

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