Monthly Archives: December 2013

Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety Two: Dingoes

“If you’re dogged and persistent, you’ll find out how all those plants are surviving out back, and that’s fer sure,” said the head gardener, “and also, how that tree bark grows steady without a pause.”

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety One: Aluminum

“Al is great. He can do anything like put up swan wallpaper or lay down duck tile.” said the building manager, “in fact, that man fixed the high-end opera seats the other day. He just went down to the box … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Ninety: Jelly

“If you’re clear about the kind of meal you want, you can get a shake delivered to your suite,” said the hotel manager. “After dinner, we will take a tour to our wildlife preserves and you can take a look … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Nine: Keys

There’s a skeleton crew operating tooth and nail to set up a totally tubular concert. It would soon be the performer’s turn, with enough music to make a master track, causing a bump in sales.

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Eight: Cyborgs

“I’ll stop by, oh around 4pm. I would normally terminate her insurance, but I’ll do my part and pass by Onyx Garage and pick a robe, hot wax, and maybe some sheen made of sour mash to fix it,” said the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Seven: Robots

Trying to test your mettle? Get with the program. You don’t need arms or armor to prove yourself in front of your family and ten of your friends. Nah, no form of expression is better for this than textile work: … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eighty Six: Evergreen Trees

Going to the Four Seasons concert? Pine for the days of better music? Need all the help you can get? You’d better spruce up your place, grab your best fur coat–on your way to the concert, you don’t want to … Continue reading

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