Category Archives: Occupations

Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty Four: Dentists

“There is a rare collection of gums at the mouth of that river, near those bridges,” said the botanist, “if we can avoid a brush with the law, we can safely bring them back to the Crown.” Six Puns: Dental … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Nine Hundred Thirty One: Physicians

“I don’t know what all this ale meant,” said the bartender, “so I asked the temp. It turns out there’s a fee ‘fer ordering beer in small amounts, so we, in general, practice ordering more. Selling it, though, requires great patience.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Ninety Seven: Janitors

“They won the series in a clean sweep. They definitely seemed to sink the other team’s hopes, and polished them off fairly easily,” said the coach. “They can win the pennant if they use bats made out of spruce.” Six … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Six: Clowns

“There is something that paints you as a person who deals with a circus of events everyday,” said the new manager, “But I think everyone here knows that you can juggle tasks pretty well.” “Well, that’s true,” said the cashier, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Ninety Five: Insurance

After we trim that hedge, we can go to a restaurant where they have falafel sandwiches in deep pockets of pita bread. My friend Otto works there and has an interest in eventually becoming a seismologist. As there is no … Continue reading

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