Monthly Archives: March 2013

Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifteen: Flags

During the recent heat wave, a poll revealed that beads of sweat amassed on the office workers and the flu was common among the staff. And, although the boss was very sick, there was no reason to ban her.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fourteen: Golf

Although it wasn’t an idea that was putting green in his pocket, Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity was a stroke of genius. It was a fair way to assess the universe and many people could get a rough idea of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirteen: Air

Due to social media circulation I’m getting wind of a party tonight that’s said to be a gas. I at least welcome an invitation, but I at most fear the pressure having to go. Oh well, I won’t let this cloud … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twelve: Wetlands

Have you been flooded with really draining errands lately? The boss has been feeling bogged down and swamped with work–and he’s basin’ his problems on the mistakes of his workers. I think I’ll take a vacation (if it’s okay by … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eleven: Statistics

Since our mean boss can sense us not working hard (which might just be fact or fiction)–now’s a good time to air or vent a problem–like how that stunt Rand, um Sam, pulls every so often sets us back a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ten: The Internet

There’s a web and flow to how spider-themed cookies are made. And, on an unrelated wild cat-hunting note, I have to address medieval peasants and meshed materials: basically, a serf can catch a lynx, but I’ve never seen a net … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Nine: Fairy Tales

You may be gobblin’ up a lot of soup if you ever depend once upon a thyme plant for your seasoning. It’s no white pepper, but it’s enough to get your cousin to let down her hair to send her … Continue reading

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