Monthly Archives: March 2013

Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fifteen: Flags

Posted on March 31, 2013 by DaleIsip

During the recent heat wave, a poll revealed that beads of sweat amassed on the office workers and the flu was common among the staff. And, although the boss was very sick, there was no reason to ban her.

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Fourteen: Golf

Posted on March 30, 2013 by DaleIsip

Although it wasn’t an idea that was putting green in his pocket, Albert Einstein’s theory of relativity was a stroke of genius. It was a fair way to assess the universe and many people could get a rough idea of … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Thirteen: Air

Posted on March 29, 2013 by DaleIsip

Due to social media circulation I’m getting wind of a party tonight that’s said to be a gas. I at least welcome an invitation, but I at most fear the pressure having to go. Oh well, I won’t let this cloud … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Twelve: Wetlands

Posted on March 28, 2013 by DaleIsip

Have you been flooded with really draining errands lately? The boss has been feeling bogged down and swamped with work–and he’s basin’ his problems on the mistakes of his workers. I think I’ll take a vacation (if it’s okay by … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eleven: Statistics

Posted on March 27, 2013 by DaleIsip

Since our mean boss can sense us not working hard (which might just be fact or fiction)–now’s a good time to air or vent a problem–like how that stunt Rand, um Sam, pulls every so often sets us back a … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ten: The Internet

Posted on March 26, 2013 by DaleIsip

There’s a web and flow to how spider-themed cookies are made. And, on an unrelated wild cat-hunting note, I have to address medieval peasants and meshed materials: basically, a serf can catch a lynx, but I’ve never seen a net … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Nine: Fairy Tales

Posted on March 25, 2013 by DaleIsip

You may be gobblin’ up a lot of soup if you ever depend once upon a thyme plant for your seasoning. It’s no white pepper, but it’s enough to get your cousin to let down her hair to send her … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eight: Punctuation

Posted on March 24, 2013 by DaleIsip

“There come a time–well, a period of time–when you have to dash past your income bracket and put your savings into something worthwhile,” said the financial consultant. “Every investor has to risk their money at some point.” “Is this true?” … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eight: The Middle Ages

Posted on March 23, 2013 by DaleIsip

It’s a noble idea, but searching at night for your friend’s lost bicycle is well, futile. We should have avoided searching in the dark ages ago. We have a better chance of finding a sax on a desert isle, but … Continue reading →

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Six: Nursery Rhymes

Posted on March 22, 2013 by DaleIsip

Mary had a little lamb as she waited for Jack and Jill to show up. They would eventually take her son to see Doctor Foster, which was good because she didn’t want to see her little boy blue. Jack informed … Continue reading →

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