Monthly Archives: September 2014

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Five: Squash (Sport)

“I’d boast that this rum-smuggling business is quite a racket,” said Jane the pirate, “but I have a straight drive to keep us out of court, so I’m gonna go with my gut and keep quiet.” Six Puns: At your … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Four: Gongs

“Going through a round of tennis should take about fifteen minutes flat,” said the athletics instructor, “after which all of you can crash at the sports club, which can’t be beat; naturally, it’s a sound decision.” Six Puns: We’re a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Three: Scrolls

“Huge baking event going on tonight, only on pay-per-view. They are going to make the best rolls without any assistance, or even a script,” said the promoter, “The end won’t leave you hanging, if you have the right frame of mind.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Two: Long Johns

The second heat of the spelling bee was something Nicole had down, something she knew cold. The judges were warming up to the speed of her responses and knew a loss wasn’t something she’d be caught in. Six Puns: Long … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty One: Trombones

Jack would long for the southern belle and hoped he was sharp around her, in order to  break the serious tone of her home life–so he left her a note. Six Puns: Kind of cheap jokes today, but we’ll let that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty: Trophies

“To drink from a wizard’s cup is a something many people cannot handle,” said the Princess, “but as I am far from my castle, my home base, it is something I must stand for, in order to test my mettle.” … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Nine: Yeast

“The members of this country club get a rise out of how you were raised and bred,” said Lady Eymbetter, “they don’t care if you’re a fun guy or if you whine, they only want to hear about your roots.” … Continue reading

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