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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Nine: Protein

“A mean, no, kind person can build resonance with his or her audience and pep tides of people while forming bonds,” said the teacher. “A true leader never does any folding, and knows how to keep their relatives warm: with … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Six: Investment Options

“I hope you will take stock in our collective futures, our interests are what bond us together,” said one of the college students. “That’s a fair assessment of the situation,” replied the Professor. “I guess the feeling is mutual.”

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Sixty: Police Station

Enter a gate, shun those who oppose you, make bonds with your allies, and you’ll make it in the music business. You’ll sell a lot of records and there’ll be nothing holding you back (even if your songs are pre-synched). … Continue reading

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