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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Twenty Nine: Manatees

I see cows all the time trying to lick my calf. They really aren’t shallow (they enjoy a parade float as much as any other mammal)–I think they’re just swamped with work sometimes–if you catch my drift.

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Fifty Seven: Ocean Mammals

Stop wailing, you don’t need anyone’s seal of approval. You oughta be thankful for what you have–you know, that you don’t have to man a tea factory or see lions attacking your little kids! Or, live in an iron house, where … Continue reading

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