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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Forty Eight: Sugar

If you’re leaving your hotel suite, there’s a grain of truth to this: you can’t beat a cane when it comes to refined travel, especially when traveling to glue Co.’s.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Two: The Heart

You might be able to pump someone up, but you can’t beat a person who isn’t vain. There was once a newsletter that over-praised a chamber musician who knew how to play the organ, but he was so humble that … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty Eight: Percussion Instruments

“In order to drum up support for our current president, he needs to be a kind of symbol to the people,” said the adviser. “He has to stick it to the opposition and chime in when necessary: that way he … Continue reading

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