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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Seventy Eight: Artificial Lights

You can barely rest a knee on the side of this ark, but you’ll be able to get the floor essence. If you see the very bright first mate Jennifer, greet her with a “Hallo Jen“, and also be sure … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Six: Plasma

Do you have a fluid way of looking at a strange thing? Or even an ordinary matter? What if your town sent avalanches down a mountain if you put your knee on the state flower? Six Puns: One to keep an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Seven: Lamps

Can dull parties offer more than just light refreshments? Can you still have a gas even if you don’t have a chair to put your knee on? Well, let me tell you this: you will get a glare from most … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Three: Noble Gases

“D-During the l-l-last raid on the crypt on the hill, our, um, enemies t-t-took all the treasure,” the stuttering soldier reported. “All of the, uh, ancient r-relics are gone and I s-scraped my knee on the floor as I chased … Continue reading

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