Monthly Archives: June 2013

Six Puns Day Four Hundred One: Poisonous Plants

Deep in the night’s shade the canines, cows and bulls play baseball game with a fox glove. The lords and ladies know of these rituals, especially Ivy and Lily.

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred: Boats

Can new appliances last longer than the older ones? I mean the online toaster store has this sale going on and I don’t want them to ship me any junk. A new toaster is a good icebreaker at parties, and … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Nine: Computer Grades (and Capacities)

I don’t want to get too personal, but here’s a super idea that will stand out like a tower during your day. If you bring a notebook to that palm tree painting class, you can fit more in the picture when … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Eight: Socioeconomics

“There won’t be any class today, the computers aren’t working,” said the teacher. “You can lower your guard about taking that state capital test and go to the baseball game. You can even sit in the upper decks and cheer … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Seven: Library Classification

“Do we have a universal way to cut her tall hedges?” asked one of the yard workers. “Oh, I wouldn’t subject you guys to cutting those by hand. We have the machine, it’s bliss.” responded the boss. “Wow, I didn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Six: Investment Options

“I hope you will take stock in our collective futures, our interests are what bond us together,” said one of the college students. “That’s a fair assessment of the situation,” replied the Professor. “I guess the feeling is mutual.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Five: Wrenches

Nothing will sink her restaurants or break her bars, she’s got enough establishments in her name to span her entire career. Well, at least that’s what she claimed at the power lunch, it was her turn and she spoke pretty … Continue reading

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