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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty One: Pumpkins

Orange you glad it’s Halloween today? No? Doesn’t mean jack to you? Didn’t you carve out some time in your schedule to patch up hollow relations with your neighbors? Sure, it should be easy as pie. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty Five: Playing Cards

“I’m an ace at this real estate deal,” said the New York landlord, “but I think before they jack up the price of owning a home in Queens, you’d better hand me the deed…unless, of course, you can handle a … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Four: Portable Media

“Why are you still here? If you don’t like this place because it’s too seedy, you should take a walk, man,” said Jack, the bartender. It was true: the place was too rough for Matt, so he left for an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Seventy Six: Hammers

“Jack, the head of the basketball team, just shot a brick, but next time around he’s going to handle it and nail one in,” said the sports announcer. “No reason to get bored.”

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Five: Headphones

“Why are you being so belligerent here?” asked Jack, the carnival owner.  “I thought we were buds. Now, if you have your head set on making some money, all you have to do is look at this glass tank of … Continue reading

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