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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Five: Fax Machines

Why are you wondering? Here are the facts: An author wrote some incredible copy about a dynamic reed that could withstand plenty of pressure (it could even be used to build a junk). Well, that’s at least what they told … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Nine: Cages

Why are all bars trying to sell bagels and lox nowadays? Don’t know. Their fascination with cured salmon is really captivating though, so go ahead and stuff your trap!

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Eighty Six: Marionettes

I’ve heard this on the wire: there are no strings attached if you have enough pull. You don’t have to be a manipulator, just show that you have integrity. If you’re a cat, kitten it; if you’re a dog, pup … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Four: Portable Media

“Why are you still here? If you don’t like this place because it’s too seedy, you should take a walk, man,” said Jack, the bartender. It was true: the place was too rough for Matt, so he left for an … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Five: Headphones

“Why are you being so belligerent here?” asked Jack, the carnival owner.  “I thought we were buds. Now, if you have your head set on making some money, all you have to do is look at this glass tank of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fifty Seven: Light Bulbs

If you make a turn on the next road, you’ll see the landmark that symbolizes what colonial Philly meant: the Liberty Bell. Now you may wonder why our Founding Fathers–as bright as they were–would ring such a cracked instrument, but … Continue reading

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