“We thought there was no way we could stump the elephants, but we found a way to get them to pine for food by putting the smell of baked bread by their trunks.” said Zack, the zookeeper. “Baked bread? Isn’t that something elephants would not usually eat?” said Rita, the reporter. “Yes,” said Zack, “but frankly, that’s none of our beeswax.”
Six Puns: Writing turpentine puns? Paint what it used to be.
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The actress had a standard of her own and refused T9 strip before the finish
Tried to post via Kindle w/o stylus so from my pc it comes out: The actress had a standard of her own and refused to strip for the finish