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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Eleven: Runways

The active musician was working on a track on her latest album, which would pave the way for inspiration in a music scene that was rather plain. It wasn’t a take off of any other artists, and I think it … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty Six: Bumper Cars

“You’ll have to charge extra to compensate for the bump in crop damage,” said the farmer. “I’d steer clear of giving the customers a break, especially if you want to track your profits in the produce market circuit.”

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Sixty: Tires

Nothing on the tube will rub her the wrong way: even shows that haven’t gained much traction here along the Pacific Rim. But when they play her favorite track on the radio, it’s easy for her to get into the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Ninety Seven: Library Classification

“Do we have a universal way to cut her tall hedges?” asked one of the yard workers. “Oh, I wouldn’t subject you guys to cutting those by hand. We have the machine, it’s bliss.” responded the boss. “Wow, I didn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Eight: Trains

You were on the right track at that party, but realized you had to make a switch when you found out the punch was spiked. You railed about it to the host, but it seemed that guy had some pretty loco motives. So you took a … Continue reading

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