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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Thirty Three: Lampreys

“If you don’t pull this latch, this system will need more bytes–you will see its performance slow down,” said Nancy, the technician. “That seems to make sense,” said her co-worker,  “This bloody thing sucks–but thanks. I was thinking: in order … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Forty Four: Tornadoes

It sucks to stay home, so if you want to take a spin around the town, don’t blow off your responsibilities: dust off your car and stop living in a vacuum. That way, there will be no unexpected twists.

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