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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Eighty: Pollination

“You shouldn’t be that cross if the flour for your pizza dough isn’t Chicago deep-dish style,” said the chef. “Paul and Mary don’t mind, there’s no stigma attached to it.” Advertisements

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Eighty Eight: Flowers

Paul an’ Mary went biking in the mountains. As they reached an incline, their pedals moved forward and their handlebars rose. This caused Paul to recall the days he spent in the army: he was often sent on missions biking … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Six: Hair

So, you’ve been combing the world for answers? Even after you’ve cried and brayed, you still don’t know your part? Forget it. Just curl up with a good book and get buzzed. Leave the door open though, I dread locks.

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