Tag Archives: squash puns

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Sixty Five: Squash (Sport)

“I’d boast that this rum-smuggling business is quite a racket,” said Jane the pirate, “but I have a straight drive to keep us out of court, so I’m gonna go with my gut and keep quiet.” Six Puns: At your … Continue reading

Posted in Puns, Sports | Tagged | 1 Comment

Six Puns Day Eight Hundred Fifty Three: Squashes

Here’s a gem: if you’re out at the zoo, key knees of rhinoceroses (the knees that don’t work) keep other animals from being gored. It’s that, or they are using their winter horn, something you definitely can’t buy at a plant. … Continue reading

Posted in Plants, Puns | Tagged | 2 Comments