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Six Puns Day Five Hundred Forty Six: Cream Cheese

“You’d better change your locks: the fact that you haven’t caught this whale will sour your reputation,” said the harbourmaster, “and you will see your popularity dip because of this.” “I’m not here to win popularity contests,” said the Captain, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Ninety Five: Peanut Butter

The humor was dry at the roast. The jokes were spread out amongst the guests, and although the host gave a chunk he wrote to a smooth talker, it was enough to keep the guest of honor from going nuts.

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Fourteen: Mayonnaise

Rob doesn’t care how much money he may owe at the end of the night, he knows that his football team will whip the competition and adequately cover the spread. He’s not going to switch teams, no matter how much you egg him on. Even … Continue reading

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