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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Nine: Owls

“Who do you think you are?” asked the king when he spotted the old man. “What are your talents? Are you a knight that is never fearful?” It was at that moment the old man realized his story might not … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Sixty Hundred Seventy: Jaguars

“Our contract comes with an important clause: I don’t want anyone reporting anything until they’ve spotted a computer with significant bytes.” said the IT team leader in the computer store. “I pray that someone finds one, though I don’t want anyone … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Four: Hyenas

“I’m sure someone spotted the difference between those dishes,” said the patron to the manager, “you can’t just expect them to get mixed up and everyone to carry on.” “I assure you, this is no laughing matter,” responded the manager, … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Twenty: Leopards

The bandits spotted train smoke on the clouded horizon. It was their chance to seize hundreds of ounces of gold, a few mattresses (for rest) and a solid dairy shipment. They readied their horses and rifle stocks and awaited the sage advice of … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Two Hundred Six: Cheetahs

Lawrence spotted the enemy troops on the horizon and had to break his fast. His equipment was in a terrible state: his walkie wasn’t up to speed his and the colors in his jacket were running. Fighting for the King wouldn’t be … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Five: Giraffes

If it wasn’t for all those drivers rubbernecking at the crash of the tall silo, Sarah would have reached the Heights much sooner. She didn’t even see it, it was just a towering distraction that only a few had spotted.

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