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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Eight: Feral Pigs

I don’t want to bore you, but if you lend your beard-cutting tools to someone who hogs your stuff– and they go wild with it–you’ll never get your razor back. Trust me, it’s wine that you should be giving away. … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Three: Anteaters

Ben’s uncles and aunts may be on the eccentric side–wearing silky dress shirts at the beach, donning giant shoes with long tongues–but their spirits are strong, they’ve never been licked. One of them is even into a dog who can’t smell–there’s no snout … Continue reading

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