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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Fifty Six: Toast

The jockeys thought they had been burned by the judges in the first heat; they knew their horses were bred to race. But since they didn’t want to grill the officials (and since they all wanted a slice of the … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Four Hundred Twenty One: Potato Chips

“Oy! All of these students are ready to prepare for the test, so get to crunch time before their brains are fried,” said the principal. “The PTA is spying on us outside on that ridge, and I don’t want to … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day One Hundred Ninety Six: Tomatoes

I’ve read your mind: you’ve been waiting for the top seeded tennis players to lob, serve, and slice their way to victory. They can become a real champion in the flesh. A trophy can become a priceless family heirloom, certainly … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Ten: Pizza

It’s hard to get a slice of the life of the upper crust if you don’t have the dough. For example, I threw a party at my house but my high-end guests found my settings to be unremarkable and cheesy. I, of course, … Continue reading

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