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Six Puns Day Three Hundred Forty Two: Antarctica

“Don’t worry about the jingle,” said the ad agent. “Leave it up to Ms. Stefani.  I would pin Gwen as someone who knows her music stuff cold. There’s a sheet of paper for her on the shelf, so she doesn’t … Continue reading

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Six Puns Day Forty Nine: The Supermarket

Ordering your food à la carte on this lonely isle is a good way to recoup on your losses. You should check out the shellfish, they’re fresh and affordable. It’s a very good idea, seeing as you don’t have that much cash here.

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Six Puns Day Thirty: The Library

Don’t carry your problems with you, just leave them alone. Head into a bar, oh, or even better, book a return flight to your home in New Jersey. There are plenty of shellfish to eat and you can watch your cousin Mike roll … Continue reading

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